Friday, November 5, 2010

My New Favorite Netflix Review of Edges of Darkness

"Film Grrrl screened the execrable Darkness because FG has friend in it. Golly, the terrible things young actresses do to try to add to their CV and get some exposure! (Baby, please stop crying... Film Grrrl is here and she understands.) With feeble technicals, no plot and piteous acting, Darkness must go down as one of the most truly dreadful flicks ever -- horror or otherwise. Part of the make it cheap and fast, and hope for a Miracle on DVD school of cinema, Darkness is actually an insult to its cast -- not just its viewers. In the end, Film Grrrl was cheering for the zombies, who at least know how to shut up."

By the by, out of 30,000 plus rating. EOD is currently sporting a 1.9 on Netflix.


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